Lesbian Vampire Killers

00:00:44 Centuries ago, during the dawn of the red moon

00:03:11 - I'm not happy, Jimmy. - Why? What did I do wrong?

00:05:54 I've come up with a plan for getting her back.

00:08:15 - I've finally done it! - Done what?

00:11:10 You're expecting a water bomb fight or something?

00:14:32 Are you some kind of eunuch or something?

00:17:15 What a tosser.

00:20:06 - I think we should stay with the van. - Ja.

00:22:50 Directed them towards the cottage not a couple of miles down the road.

00:26:21 Carmilla, the vampire queen.

00:29:44 Anke?

00:33:43 Ah, well. Looks like she's gone.

00:37:31 Hmm.

00:39:51 Man, this pisses me off.

00:43:46 How are you doing?

00:47:10 For Thine is the kingdom. Jesus compels you!

00:49:11 - Are you allowed to swear? - Shut up.

00:52:37 that can slay the beast forever: The sword of Daeldo.

00:55:51 What's so funny in there?

00:58:50 What are you doing out? You probably shouldn't be out here.

01:02:09 "Scullery" has got the word "skull" in it.

01:05:28 We can't. Darkness is upon us. Your friends, Rebecca...

01:09:48 It's not gonna work.

01:16:02 Cool. Are they still lesbians?