Lesbian Vampire Killers

00:00:44 Centuries ago, during the dawn of the red moon

00:03:16 Things are different now to how they used to be.

00:05:58 No, getting her back, not "getting her back" getting her back.

00:08:26 so you and me can have fun.

00:11:31 I want to come back, Jimmy. I... love you.

00:14:48 These small, rural places are renowned for breeding

00:17:45 Does he know you? Have you been hanging out with vicars?

00:20:37 - It is probably just a branch. - A branch?

00:23:52 Can we actually move here?

00:27:04 - Here come the beers. Ja? - Ooh, ja!

00:31:35 Christ. That thing is rock-solid.

00:35:13 - Vampires? - Vampires?

00:38:18 Genius.

00:41:20 I just don't know what I keep doing you don't like.

00:45:09 Still got it, fella.

00:48:07 His bloodline is the key to the resurrection

00:51:06 and our queen shall rise again.

00:54:02 - That'll be me, then. Oh, bollocks. - Shut up. I'm thinking.

00:57:16 Signals? What signals? What did I miss?

01:01:19 - It's weird. - Get over it.

01:04:19 Fletch? He's fucking useless. We're dead meat.

01:06:56 You're going on about how important it is.

01:15:27 Is somebody taking the piss?

01:17:39 Whoo-hoo!