Leon the Pig Farmer

00:00:04 * THOMAS LANG: I Fell In Love With The Moon

00:04:47 what I propose is this.

00:07:55 What's with the secrecy? Talk as much as you like.

00:11:45 Opposites attract? What is this? Are we people or magnets?

00:16:58 We contacted the proud father, owner of Geller's Net Curtains Ltd, and asked him how he felt.

00:20:52 Shall we get to the matter in hand?

00:25:14 If there's one thing I can't stand more than net curtains, it's estate agents.

00:29:48 So, what is today's special?

00:37:48 - * Nothing more... - Listen, did you want to dance?

00:41:51 You want to see this Jewish girl?

00:44:55 You're determined to make this difficult for me.

00:48:27 My real father is...

00:52:29 * And if the world suddenly turned out fair

00:57:14 My second ex-wife Cynthia with her new boyfriend Trevor.

01:02:44 - Thanks. - À point.

01:06:34 I want Leon to help you today. He's a bit squeamish about some things. Most things.

01:12:07 Leon, I'm saying nothing. But you'll never meet the right girl if you don't look.

01:15:31 BRIAN: Quick, get him some water.

01:19:56 Wooh! You should have thought about that 30 years ago.

01:23:47 Thanks for... the soup.

01:27:43 YVONNE: Ah, you must be Judith.

01:31:41 JUDITH: Arguing like that.

01:38:44 So what made you decide to run away with the pig?

20:05:01 of Mr Sidney Geller of Edgware.