Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

00:01:04 Bum buttery, flit fluttery Dum diddly-ooh

00:04:24 I'm very, very sorry to tell you this, but your parents have perished in a fire

00:07:51 Please don't be strangers. You come visit me anytime you like.

00:12:00 Can't you stay for a brief imbibement?

00:15:11 And We'll expect absolute silence While We're rehearsing our play.

00:19:07 You monster!

00:22:31 I can be the ultimate dad.

00:28:21 as they sped towards their new home.

00:31:36 Right.

00:34:40 The end. "

00:38:06 Do you have experience With children?

00:40:55 Absolutely. Early start tomorroW, children.

00:44:02 Children, that's enough of this foolishness.

00:47:59 Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?

00:52:03 rational and irrational.

00:54:43 By jeez, them blasted leeches doomed me to a life of hopping, they did.

00:58:33 Sunny!

01:04:41 It was so horrible.

01:08:20 You're gonna need assistance when we get back to town.

01:11:03 - No! - No.

01:13:55 Hey, marriage is no picnic. You gotta work at it.

01:17:24 What a thoroughly unmarvelous marriage this will be.

01:23:03 He was only marrying me to get to the Baudelaire fortune.

01:26:17 No, no, we'll never have to deal with that terrible man again.