Lee Evans: Big

00:00:02 (US man) Driven by seven and a half million pounds of thrust.

00:03:43 Every door... argh.

00:06:43 You look under your car, they go like that...

00:10:03 Suddenly you forget how to drive, like, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."

00:13:56 Thanks. I thought somebody had walked on.

00:17:37 They're the healthiest fuckers in there.

00:20:50 "Yeah, fucking then what?"

00:23:47 "Really?"

00:27:02 "Wait a minute. If this news is so breaking, why are you going to adverts?"

00:30:14 There's muggers all over the country going, "We need to change our ways.

00:33:09 "Thank God you're here!

00:36:47 What do they do then? Put up another fucking tent?

00:40:02 "Fuckin' hate that when that happens."

00:43:21 When have you ever seen a shoplifter go back in and go

00:46:35 It's like grocery dribbling, the highlights from today's shopping.

00:50:10 People look at you, "Oh, fancy bringing a fucking pushchair.

00:53:58 Trying to be eco-friendly. You go down the cheese counter or the meat counter

00:57:08 Even if you get through to a normal human being, it's no better

01:00:28 That's ridiculous. And how can you get to know anything about the person

01:03:16 (? Mournful wha-wha guitar)

01:07:07 If you ask a girl, "Do you want to go out for the night?"

01:10:13 It's always boxing, never any other sport.

01:13:19 "Where are you going?" "Finish line, please."

01:16:36 Jimmy Krankie.