Last Action Hero

00:00:50 This is squad, we got him here.

00:07:18 All right. All right.

00:12:50 She called her mother in and they're trying to do something about it.

00:18:32 Shall we see if Mr. Slater wins this time?

00:27:01 I'm not quite sure where "here" is, sir, but I don't think you want to know.

00:34:54 - I'm getting a flea bath later. Join me? - You touch me again, fur ball...

00:38:03 You're not going to do it, are you? And do you know why?

00:41:50 - You think you're funny, don't you? - I know I am.

00:45:54 Look at the elbow of my jacket. What is it doing?

00:51:09 Daniel Madigan from New York City.

00:58:33 It is a shame. It's so romantic.

01:03:01 He could do everything but sneak up on you.

01:06:35 I mean, we've already had a dozen explosions in this movie.

01:10:55 but I have to go and establish my alibi.

01:20:50 Splendid.

01:25:18 Not a word. Not one word.

01:30:05 Gives you nightmares the rest of your life.

01:35:15 You could have taken two minutes to call your mother.

01:38:53 Jack, there's got to be a thousand theaters in this city

01:42:22 Excuse us, we're just gonna get going. Thanks very much.

01:46:20 Get the hell off me.

01:51:32 I think I can manage to avoid them, but if not

01:58:28 I might be looking for the other half of the ticket.

555:38:01 - Amazing.