Las Vegas — S03E15 — Urban Legends

00:00:28 Damn!

00:03:13 I don't understand why you can't deal with this guy yourself.

00:04:59 Hello! Anybody in there?

00:07:53 - Well, how about, you know, like, a special deodorant for your hands? - Ed!

00:09:24 Fanatic. So, uh, you here to judge the car show? Yes, I am.

00:11:15 What are you doing in my office?

00:12:54 - Hey, listen- - Now, here's another thing. You want to always make sure...

00:14:18 - Okay. - Now because I want things to be easy for you,

00:15:37 Garrison. Hi. You ready to play? Yes. No problem.

00:17:12 Incision was perfect. So was the removal.

00:18:54 Where's our guilt? This guy wasn't even a guest of the hotel, you understand that?

00:20:47 Simple as that. Okay. All right. Now, tell me.

00:22:46 What? Palmar hyperhidrosis.

00:24:44 Can you show me where Dana and Debi are? Over there.

00:26:21 You mean besides my kidney back?

00:27:55 I had to repaint the whole joint. Do you know what three-day-old goat smells like?

00:29:25 I'm pretty sure the brunette's wearing a disguise.

00:31:11 What if-What if he sold it or gave it away the day before,

00:32:28 Where the hell am I gonna find a kidney, on eBay?

00:33:58 I have tried every remedy. Botox, surgery. Nothing works.

00:35:38 You're taking this "new Mary" thing a little too far.

00:37:33 Isn't that guy in rehab? If you consider a kidney replacement a rehab, yeah.

00:40:34 You have the right to remain silent.

00:42:44 Ow.