Land Ho!
2014 · 96 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 2,713 VOTES · DIR. Aaron Katz, Martha Stephens
Overview
Martha Stephens and Aaron Katz's buddy comedy Land Ho! follows former brothers-in-law Mitch (Earl Lynn Nelson) and Colin (Paul Eenhoorn) as they travel through Iceland. The pair of 70-year-olds find themselves in need of an adventure to break out of their rut, and soon the extroverted Mitch has talked Colin into the trip. Along the way they have various amorous encounters, and attempt to recapture the spirit of their youth.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,272 lines
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00:00:51 You made it after all.
00:03:25 In one film together. What's it called?
00:06:19 Think pink-footed goose with caramelized apples."
00:09:19 How old is Michael these days?
00:12:02 For you, the osso buco.
00:16:02 - You sure you don't want any of this? - I... No.
00:18:53 You know, you talk about a fantasy story.
00:21:18 Well, you know, I've got my stethoscope and blood pressure cuff in the room.
00:23:57 I mean, it really does. It look matronly.
00:27:55 I'm studying northern native communities and basically kind of focusing...
00:30:57 That's the only time you...
00:34:01 and they get lost in this labyrinth of hallways...
00:37:51 You look like Rolling Stones in, like, 30 years.
00:40:52 Okay.
00:45:09 Right there. Hold it. Perfect. Go.
00:48:23 because I wasn't behind it enough "spiritually."
00:54:28 You can't see with those.
00:58:03 Damn, I was just getting comfortable.
01:05:10 - I needed to talk to you. - What time is it?
01:07:43 - Yeah, why don't you. - Okay.
01:11:34 How about if we wade out in the middle and see how deep it is?
01:16:03 - Careful. Don't burn yourself. - No, I'll be fine.
01:20:20 Okay.
01:22:55 I'm gonna wait till it gets dark, okay.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,272
Dialogue density13.3 lines / min
First line00:00:51
Final line01:22:55
Production Record
DirectorAaron Katz, Martha Stephens
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,713