La Visa Loca
2005 · 105 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · DIR. Mark Meily
Overview
Jess Huson has a dream like many other struggling Filipinos, he dreams of a better life for himself and his family in America. After he is rejected, Jess embarks on a comical adventure filled with crazy schemes and ludicrous plans that end up in hilarious train wrecks that can only happen, where else, in the Philippines.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,089 lines
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00:00:17 Ladies. We have pretty ladies, sir.
00:04:54 It won't happen again.
00:10:52 Are you saying something?
00:12:53 Annette.
00:15:13 Why? If you wear thongs, does that mean you're not a virgin?
00:22:21 the terms he used
00:25:32 that heals all people with illnesses.
00:29:12 Unlike what Jess did.
00:31:53 has already run out. Look, it's almost empty.
00:34:26 Dad, the restrooms are far from here. Try to handle it.
00:40:15 You know,
00:44:21 I got a huge offer.
00:47:51 to have him tested.
00:58:05 Did you take a bath?
01:00:49 after a few years.
01:03:49 That's why I left behind my faith as well.
01:07:45 At least, when in America,
01:13:14 Let's visit the church.
01:17:13 Mr. Molong!
01:25:00 Dresser! Yes!
01:32:56 Jess,
01:35:35 Passenger? Damn you! That's probably Mara!
01:39:12 Hello, Mr. Gerry?
01:47:18 Subtitle translation by: Jhona Aines
Cast & Characters
Robin Padilla
Jess
Johnny Delgado
Papang
Rufa Mae Quinto
Mara
Paul Holmes
Nigel
Tessie Tomas
Pasyon Chorus #1
Noel Trinidad
Pasyon Chorus #2
Isay Alvarez
Pasyon Chorus #3
Robert Seña
Pasyon Chorus #4
Marissa Sanchez
Pasyon Chorus #5
Kurt Perez
Jason
Evangeline Pascual
Mom of Jess Huson
David Shannon
David
Dante Rivero
Mang Nato
Ricky Davao
Barangay Captain
Raymart Santiago
Estong
Eddie Gutierrez
Lex Halcon
Maria Isabel Lopez
Wife of Pontius Pilate
Bearwin Meily
Snatcher
Joonee Gamboa
Basilio
Madeleine Nicolas
Aling Femy
Monti Parungao
Rommel Aguilar
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,089
Dialogue density10.4 lines / min
First line00:00:17
Final line01:47:18
Production Record
DirectorMark Meily
LanguageFilipino
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