La máquina de bailar

00:00:00 Translation by Danny Rochin Edit by Miyu Timing and Edit by Filip

00:06:12 I named it "Terminator".

00:09:21 Oh yeah? Then who does?

00:12:06 What's wrong? You're a virgin or what?

00:14:38 But come on guys, people from all over will show up for this, we wont stand a chance.

00:18:29 But it's not clean yet---

00:21:28 Those are the guys from special services, I worked with them years ago when I was in the army.

00:24:40 Yeah, "10 prompt morning"

00:27:46 What?

00:30:59 We need "the old method".

00:35:21 Well this is it.

00:38:26 And they have style.

00:42:37 You have no future here or anywhere else. I pass.

00:49:41 Easy, calm down son, easy. Don't waste your energy on this.

00:53:23 Close the tap I left running 3 years ago.

01:00:40 Dani...

01:04:01 It's the machine's harder level.

01:07:18 Karate kid right?

01:10:19 What happened then?

01:13:35 You're like my family.

01:17:38 One more thing, I only managed to find one wild specimen, it's not domesticated. You have to be very careful with it.

01:21:49 You're gonna shit yourself motherfucker.

01:29:02 Ask my mother for a DNA test.

01:35:56 A "Tight clothes" store.