Kung Fu Master Is My Grandma!
2003 · IMDB 5.8 · 10 VOTES · DIR. Bowie Lau Bo-Yin
Overview
A juvenile delinquent is sent to live with her grandmother after being paroled from the Girls' Penitentiary, only to find that the frail old woman could be her only hope for survival after getting mixed up in some seriously shady business. When Gucci (Isabel Chan) was tossed into lock-up, her father had already been dead for years. Gucci always thought that her mother would live forever, but upon getting out of prison she discovers that her mother, too, has passed away. Now Gucci's sole guardian is Wong Fei Hung (Helena Law), an old fashioned woman who isn't accustomed to change. At first aghast at the prospect of living with the crusty old woman, Gucci soon finds her life changed for the better thanks to grandma's wisdom and compassion. Later, when Gucci lands in trouble once again, grandma Wong Fei Hung leaps into action.
Dialogue Timeline — 949 lines
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00:02:02 What time is it now?
00:04:01 Not really, I can be a model
00:05:52 Let me introduce first This is Little Kim
00:09:22 I'm sorry
00:12:05 Why's that?
00:14:59 No bottle? Take it
00:19:10 Don't be like this
00:25:07 I was just thinking whether to call you or not
00:28:38 Then should I call you Buck Teeth?
00:31:54 By the way your mobile is still at my place
00:34:58 You were just trying to help a friend
00:41:00 All right
00:46:57 and that got you to the girls' home
00:50:43 Not anymore
00:56:24 Have some water first granny
00:58:42 Help, I'm going to die
01:01:17 Are you taking half a day off tomorrow?
01:03:49 Granny
01:06:10 I don't want to see you here
01:11:33 Let me massage you
01:15:31 She must have suffered a lot in the past year
01:19:19 and don't be so bad-tempered
01:23:45 Please forgive me I can't live without you
01:27:15 Just like my Granny Fei Hung