Kung Fu Mahjong
2005 · 98 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 424 VOTES · DIR. Billy Chung Siu-Hung, Wong Jing
Overview
Chi Mo Sai (Yuen Wah) meets Wong (Roger Kwok) in Auntie Fei's (Yuen Qiu) cafe and learns that Wong has photographic memory. He decides to exploit this skill by teaching Wong how to play Mahjong, but Fei, Wong's boss, strongly objects to it. Despite Fei's objections, Wong learns Mahjong from compulsive gambler Chi Mo Sai. He impresses triad boss Tin Kau Ko (Wong Jing). Wong falls in love with Tin's mistress (Theresa Fu) and is beaten by Tin's men. Wong then becomes crazy. Luckily, Fei cured him using Mahjong. Fei wanted Wong to beat Tin in the "King of Mahjong" competition and be the King of Mahjong. The film ends with a climactic "King of Mahjong" Competition. It is the only film made in 2005 to boast of having a sequel made in 2005.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,540 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:38 The 2nd "East".
00:04:44 I'm being cabined illegally.
00:08:13 No woman can resist me.
00:11:20 Never follow that kind of bastard! Get it?
00:15:24 Watch out.
00:19:07 He Ponged 6 Characters.
00:21:34 And finally
00:25:04 To go to the right or wrong way...
00:28:25 Why is it here?
00:32:28 Win! Yes!
00:35:51 Dark horse?
00:39:39 Now everything is clear.
00:44:56 Here's an opening...
00:51:22 The door to the roof was locked, so I couldn't get there.
00:56:38 ...who made Wong mad. I gotta teach Wong mahjong...
01:00:51 Play mahjong.
01:03:50 So you got to fall in love with the tiles.
01:07:58 Pong. Pong.
01:11:07 - 7 Bamboos. - 7 Bamboos.
01:14:53 Wong'll do his best.
01:17:35 Shout "no". I've seen the telly ad.
01:22:27 If I win, I still can't be King of Mahjong.
01:27:27 You're my upper. I can't help you!
01:31:40 just like OK2.