Kung Fu Mahjong 2
2005 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 287 VOTES · DIR. Wong Jing
Overview
Fanny is a skilled mahjong player and young housewife, who's usually forbidden from her tile-clicking addiction by husband Johnny. However, when Johnny falls in with gambler Demon, Fanny gets sent packing. Johnny takes up with Demon's sister Curvy, and Fanny is left alone and seems to lose her mahjong-playing skills. Luckily, she receives additional training from her mahjong mentor Three Tiles, who also schooled Auntie Fei, as well as sexy player-in-training First Love. With the aid of her mahjong sisters, brother, plus Auntie Fei's husband Chi Mo Sai, Fanny regroups in time to take on Curvy, Demon, and Johnny at a climactic mahjong tournament.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,557 lines
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00:00:13 Half catty of tender beef
00:03:57 Oh masturbation, just like celebration
00:09:16 Sorry...I am '"Korean'"...
00:13:04 Coz the waitress here are sexy
00:16:29 a half in love at once!
00:19:44 called '"Life-taking Nip'"
00:23:28 How do I face everyone from now on?
00:28:13 Are you crazy?
00:31:39 What should I do? Change my name?
00:34:46 Mom! Mom
00:40:51 If you lose, sign this
00:46:30 Give me back the knife!
00:50:13 Self-made with 8 Characters!
00:54:43 Lesson 1 :Links between human and Mahjong
00:58:30 And you gotta watch carefully...
01:01:56 And Singh from India
01:06:08 We were couples...
01:09:58 I'm waiting for you tonight
01:13:53 Me?
01:17:37 Curse me? Wanna die?
01:22:19 I wanna have more slaves!
01:27:31 Something wrong with her spectacles
01:31:01 Green Dragon!
01:35:35 Queen of self-made, Fanny!