Kung Fu Mahjong 2
2005 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 287 VOTES · DIR. Wong Jing
Overview
Fanny is a skilled mahjong player and young housewife, who's usually forbidden from her tile-clicking addiction by husband Johnny. However, when Johnny falls in with gambler Demon, Fanny gets sent packing. Johnny takes up with Demon's sister Curvy, and Fanny is left alone and seems to lose her mahjong-playing skills. Luckily, she receives additional training from her mahjong mentor Three Tiles, who also schooled Auntie Fei, as well as sexy player-in-training First Love. With the aid of her mahjong sisters, brother, plus Auntie Fei's husband Chi Mo Sai, Fanny regroups in time to take on Curvy, Demon, and Johnny at a climactic mahjong tournament.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,557 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:13 Half catty of tender beef
00:03:52 '"Making'" with your husband will do
00:09:05 It hurts!
00:12:44 I was aggravated so I played tricks on her
00:16:02 OK. Let's have dinner on Saturday at 8
00:19:10 He said among all apprentices
00:22:45 He wanna look at the view
00:26:08 He treats his followers bad This is his punishment
00:30:52 Satisfied!
00:33:31 He'd been playing with me for 1 2 consecutive days...
00:38:27 What?
00:44:18 Boss told us to look after you!
00:48:44 No, I am always alerted
00:53:10 Are you hurried?
00:56:33 Wins will collect luck
01:00:05 Ichi Kyoko from Japan
01:03:41 Why do you laugh? I got self-made
01:07:41 3 Characters
01:11:30 '"Tits-Shattering Fist'"!
01:14:51 Yes!
01:18:27 Have you washed your feet?
01:23:02 Here comes the list of finals
01:27:59 Rumor spread that...
01:31:17 Chow Pong