Knocked Up

00:00:46 Light your nuts on fire.

00:06:32 and say, "Look, just cut the shit."

00:11:27 He looked at us! Did you see that? Yeah, that was rough.

00:17:22 I said, fuck off, Martin.

00:22:21 Aunty Allison drank too much chocolate milk.

00:27:54 What kind of website does he have?

00:32:52 What the hell is a dental dam? It's like Saran Wrap!

00:38:24 No, this is not a disaster.

00:43:44 The funny thing is I really had never even thought about having a baby.

00:49:22 Okay, I feed your bear the grass?

00:54:22 See you, guys. See you, Ally. Bye.

00:59:24 It's so good to see you.

01:04:18 they are forced to point out each other's differences and flaws.

01:09:39 Okay. Can we do... Do you wanna do doggie style?

01:16:04 Well, maybe he should've thought of that before he was cheating.

01:21:40 I have no clue where we are!

01:27:28 In front of a crowd, baby.

01:33:38 We should go.

01:38:52 Me not wanting to do this alone isn't enough of a reason

01:45:31 your wildest dreams come true.

01:50:58 So, what should I do?

01:56:18 We're having a baby. We are having a baby.

02:02:19 Thank God.

02:07:54 It might take us around three hours to get home, though.