Knocked Up

00:00:46 Light your nuts on fire.

00:06:24 It doesn't make any sense. I got four jobs.

00:11:07 Yo, a beer over here, please?

00:16:11 Okay. Okay. I'll get it.

00:21:27 We had fun, right? We should hook up again.

00:27:03 God, you really had to pee.

00:32:00 So I have something I really need to tell you.

00:37:16 This is a tribute to my country and my countrymen.

00:42:10 I'm gonna grab my shirt. Just take a seat if you want.

00:47:30 Just so you know, I'm the guy girls fuck over.

00:52:31 Yeah, well, you still have a little dick, Cartman.

00:57:24 'Cause I want to rip your fucking head off because you're so fucking stupid!

01:01:54 but that is why I'm presenting you this empty box.

01:07:06 We can talk about our fears here. It's not like he did it.

01:12:05 You want me to stop smoking pot

01:18:25 You're not the only one.

01:24:15 I totally know what you're talking about, man.

01:29:16 I have just as much of a right to be here

01:35:22 Like that upsets me?

01:40:27 Now I'm upping it to fucking psychedelics! Thanks!

01:46:45 No, I'm not. Okay? Thank you.

01:52:15 I'm gonna have to kill you.

01:57:23 Okay, we're good.

02:03:02 Here comes another contraction, okay? I want you to push. Okay, ready?