Knights of Badassdom
2013 · 86 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 21,906 VOTES · DIR. Joe Lynch
Overview
Three best friends and dedicated roleplayers take to the woods to reenact a dungeons and dragons-like scenario as a live action role-playing game. Trouble arises when a prop spellbook purchased from the internet ends up being a genuine grimoire and they unwittingly conjure up a blood-lusting succubus from hell.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,322 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:33 (narrator) In the 16th Century, the mystic John Dee wrote
00:03:42 Yeah, tear that shit.
00:06:38 How about you, me, dinner, tonight?
00:10:08 Whoa, nice shot.
00:15:04 It just felt right.
00:18:35 That's really personal, Gwen.
00:21:21 Weekend improv workshop, my ass.
00:24:15 And this fake-real involves, uh, yoga?
00:28:49 I tell you what I see.
00:31:31 Who's there?
00:34:37 Fucketh you very much.
00:38:01 Gunther's my cousin.
00:43:17 I can hear the breeze on my skin.
00:49:14 Gunther!
00:52:15 Where the fuck am I?
00:54:49 Are you guys gonna camp or just stay up all night?
00:57:48 served by Eric the Enchanter.
01:00:34 Shit, shit!
01:04:17 Fortune is on our side, but if that fickle bitch should prove
01:08:30 (announcer) These people are not part of the game.
01:11:56 Sure.
01:15:15 So the book is like an instruction manual?
01:19:02 ♪ To black as he makes this world thy tomb ♪
01:25:25 ♪ Yeah at the gates ♪♪
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,322
Dialogue density15.4 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line01:25:25
Production Record
DirectorJoe Lynch
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$86,746
IMDb votes21,906