Knights of Badassdom
2013 · 86 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 21,906 VOTES · DIR. Joe Lynch
Overview
Three best friends and dedicated roleplayers take to the woods to reenact a dungeons and dragons-like scenario as a live action role-playing game. Trouble arises when a prop spellbook purchased from the internet ends up being a genuine grimoire and they unwittingly conjure up a blood-lusting succubus from hell.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,322 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:33 (narrator) In the 16th Century, the mystic John Dee wrote
00:03:39 Harry Pooper dropped his book.
00:06:35 We need to have a talk.
00:10:00 What's wrong with him?
00:14:40 Hung!
00:18:18 We don't have to talk in Dorkinese yet, do we?
00:21:08 (man) Yes, sir.
00:23:34 And to the owner of the sperm-white Toyota Tercel
00:28:08 Ahh!
00:30:48 Clearly you underestimate my endowments.
00:34:11 The great ape has been vanquished!
00:37:01 Wrong weekend, honey.
00:40:52 but heaven forbid I enjoy it.
00:47:33 Oh lord, he's dead.
00:51:03 Foam sticks?
00:53:49 people are in danger.
00:56:43 Oh shit.
00:58:55 If you're trying to get out of admitting how awesome I am--
01:02:30 ♪♪
01:06:41 ♪♪
01:10:28 Maybe an --
01:13:17 I marked it clearly!
01:16:36 the magic work, right? Fuck if I know, man.
01:22:11 ♪ In the heat of battle ♪
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,322
Dialogue density15.4 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line01:22:11
Production Record
DirectorJoe Lynch
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$86,746
IMDb votes21,906