Kleines Arschloch - Der Film

00:00:10 1st month

00:03:36 No fireworks?

00:06:09 Although the Catholic Church doesn't take kindly to it. Oh, man!

00:08:40 You're saying the pimpled idiot sits in his room, onanating in my best panties?

00:11:06 Hey? What's all this fuss now? Where are you taking me?!

00:13:56 Are you happy now?

00:16:33 And it shall be so.

00:20:13 My dog devoured you.

00:23:33 I know what you want. You want fireworks!

00:25:51 "I must have a guardian angel, dear diary.

00:28:43 Oh, shit. That, of course, sucks.

00:31:46 That's easy to check.

00:34:15 I'n not going to a nursery home!

00:36:38 And father and mother can steal some of the drugs that his doctor prescribes.

00:39:49 That'll keep him from dying.

00:43:12 While I firmly tread through life, an urn awaits you now.

00:46:51 I already came up with a recipe: "Peppi bolognese".

00:50:55 No good can come of it.

00:54:32 "It's borderline miracle... that we even got out of it alive, dear diary.

00:57:41 With each ejaculation the man loses around five billion brain cells

01:01:24 Come in!

01:04:11 is he dead now?

01:06:46 My moose costume successfully annoyed the audience even more."

01:11:35 SMALL ASSHOLE (the end)