Kleines Arschloch - Der Film
1997 · 82 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 4,009 VOTES · DIR. Veit Vollmer, Michael Schaack
Overview
Want to know what a successful day in the life of the little asshole looks like? Yes? Well, after you have successfully disturbed your parents' lovemaking, you concentrate on your own libido. This, slightly disturbed, forces you to strain the weak heart of pensioner Mrs. Koschmidder with unambiguous offers.
Dialogue Timeline — 913 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:10 1st month
00:03:36 No fireworks?
00:06:04 You can do it from the back too; a tergo as you just impressively demonstrated.
00:08:37 Well, he'll jack off into them. He loves you. - What?!
00:11:02 I'm not in the cemetery yet!
00:13:42 I wanna go to hell!
00:16:10 She had enough time to come clean with her own emotions.
00:20:01 I dreamt about having a dog.
00:23:10 One more r-r-ruined performance and you'll t-t-tour alone!
00:25:31 This is an anti-country poem
00:28:15 I'll get it.
00:31:16 Enjoy your meal! The young samaritarians sent me. I brought food.
00:33:49 Not only will my teachers be amazed and I'll pass the grade
00:36:08 Hell and thunder! A sex goddess!
00:39:17 There's the brat!
00:42:09 In all that excitement, I almost forgot about poor Inge.
00:46:10 Now I'm really angry, Peppi.
00:48:56 Two...
00:53:04 I can feel it.
00:56:47 An elbow, for example, can be perfectly beautiful
00:59:39 Shit.
01:03:06 Black man, it surprises you or what?
01:05:51 in my father's balls.
01:10:41 Gramps was the only one resisting until the bitter end.
Cast & Characters
Ilona Schulz
Inge Koschmidder
Helge Schneider
Alter Sack
Arne Elsholtz
Vater
Kathrin Ackermann
Mutter
Kathrin Ackermann
Aufnahmenschwester
Kathrin Ackermann
Schwester Ursula
Claudia Lössl
Schwester
Claudia Lössl
Schwester 'Fettsuppe'
Erik Schäffler
Heinz
Monty Arnold
Erwin
Monty Arnold
Peppi
Reinhard Krökel
Kalle
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed913
Dialogue density11.1 lines / min
First line00:00:10
Final line01:10:41
Production Record
DirectorVeit Vollmer, Michael Schaack
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes4,009