Kiss Me You Fucking Moron

2013 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 820 VOTES · DIR. Stian Kristiansen

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Overview

Some teenagers are ambitiously setting up a famous Jon Fosse-play. They hire a well known actor to be their mentor, unaware that he's going through a life crisis. Their new mentor chooses Vegard, promising footballer and local douchebag, to play the leading role.

Dialogue Timeline — 844 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:09 KISS ME YOU FUCKING MORON

00:03:54 We can't get married.

00:07:03 - "that you're lying close to me, I mean. "

00:09:48 One of the best.

00:13:28 - Hi. - Hi, girls.

00:17:13 Hi. Welcome.

00:20:00 Now shut up.

00:22:35 Find your primary beast within. Come on, let's see it.

00:25:31 Forget about that prick.

00:29:08 That's what I'm saying. I'm the one offering you the contract.

00:32:11 - It's Jon Fosse. - The master of New Norwegian.

00:36:12 You know, you can't always take the easy way, Tale.

00:39:36 Hey, I'm kidding. Don't tell Lars.

00:43:09 "It's the truth. I had a clear feeling I was going to meet you. "

00:48:47 - Your boyfriend? - Jeez, no!

00:55:47 We have to draw on experience. In this case it's doubt.

00:59:06 Lars suggested a weekend cabin trip.

01:04:05 I'm not!

01:10:17 - "It's all a serious game. " - "That's clever. "

01:14:14 Hi. Could I see your new pictures?

01:18:16 Wanna talk about it?

01:21:10 That she wanted me back.

01:25:57 Good. I can feel it ripple through me.

01:29:11 You goddamn bastard.

Cast & Characters

Eili Harboe Tale Øyvind Larsen Runestad Vegard Kristoffer Joner Lars Johanna Knudsen Rostad Nora Ruben Rosbach Johannes Reno Muren Tonje Kim André Bjørkesett Anders Tuva Kvale Halseid June Anne Regine Ellingsæter Frida Rolf Kristian Larsen Jakob

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed844

Dialogue density9.0 lines / min

First line00:00:09

Final line01:29:11

Production Record

DirectorStian Kristiansen

LanguageNorwegian

Budget$1,540,000

IMDb votes820