Kiss Me You Fucking Moron

2013 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 820 VOTES · DIR. Stian Kristiansen

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Overview

Some teenagers are ambitiously setting up a famous Jon Fosse-play. They hire a well known actor to be their mentor, unaware that he's going through a life crisis. Their new mentor chooses Vegard, promising footballer and local douchebag, to play the leading role.

Dialogue Timeline — 844 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:09 KISS ME YOU FUCKING MORON

00:03:54 We can't get married.

00:07:07 "Can you?"

00:09:52 - What do I care? Find someone else. - But there is no one else.

00:13:35 What are you doing at a teenybopper party?

00:17:24 Thank you for coming.

00:20:13 It doesn't have to.

00:22:59 Passion.

00:25:56 - Was it him? - No, no.

00:29:31 - It's called "Autumn Dream". - Great play.

00:32:39 - "Well, it's nice. " - Huh?

00:36:43 When I saw you doing the mirroring exercise, -

00:40:18 - Megagrill with cheese and fries? - Yeah.

00:44:21 Toddi, face him!

00:49:18 - Well, good to meet you, Werner. - My name's Vegard.

00:56:58 "Good. "

01:00:05 Forget about the text. Any idiot can memorise a text.

01:06:03 How will you know she's the right one?

01:10:58 - "Maybe I hate you. " - "Why?"

01:15:48 Too dark.

01:19:14 Her name was Mona.

01:23:28 - I didn't know you were in town. - I'm just visiting.

01:27:11 It's so beautiful.

01:30:34 Kiss me, you fucking moron!

Cast & Characters

Eili Harboe Tale Øyvind Larsen Runestad Vegard Kristoffer Joner Lars Johanna Knudsen Rostad Nora Ruben Rosbach Johannes Reno Muren Tonje Kim André Bjørkesett Anders Tuva Kvale Halseid June Anne Regine Ellingsæter Frida Rolf Kristian Larsen Jakob

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed844

Dialogue density9.0 lines / min

First line00:00:09

Final line01:30:34

Production Record

DirectorStian Kristiansen

LanguageNorwegian

Budget$1,540,000

IMDb votes820