Kiss Me, Guido

1997 · 86 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 2,142 VOTES · DIR. Tony Vitale

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Overview

When he discovers his girlfriend having sex with his brother, Frankie decides to head to Manhattan, leaving his Bronx pizza shop forever for the fame and fortune of show business. But before stardom, he needs a place to stay. Looking in the personals, he notices GWM. And thinking it "Guy with Money," he heads to the Village and the apartment of gay actor Warren, who's in desperate need of this month's rent.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,531 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:11 [ Stops ]
00:05:02 You talking to me?
00:08:55 When's the last time you had a man in your apartment?
00:12:14 - "SBF, mother of four--" - I don't think so.
00:15:18 - Be nice. - Hello.
00:18:54 She goes back to college
00:22:36 You know what? Warren can't be in your play.
00:25:55 A piece of live shit saying
00:29:09 That's what I'm thinking, you know?
00:32:53 - Oh, stop. - Did you see what he was wearing?
00:36:30 Oh, yeah
00:39:52 I had a Guido in my apartment, they would take away my tutu...
00:43:21 [ Woman ] Nobody.
00:47:28 A little too much singing.
00:51:49 We'll take it home.
00:55:22 Okay. Do you wanna be an actor? Hmm?
00:58:51 Help me up.
01:02:30 He's right. This isn't gonna work.
01:06:07 And it just happens to be my birthstone.
01:09:52 Madonna mi! Listen to me. Don't move, you hear?
01:14:11 But we are actors!
01:18:22 [ Whispering ] Kiss me, Guido.
01:22:03 I just saw you, Dakota.
01:25:25 Ooh, I am

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,531
Dialogue density17.8 lines / min
First line00:01:11
Final line01:25:25

Production Record

DirectorTony Vitale
LanguageEnglish
Budget$740,000
Revenue$1,918,497
IMDb votes2,142