Kings of Con — S01E07 — Littleton, CO

00:00:20 - Nice. - Hmm.

00:00:42 You're wearing a dress and a fruit hat.

00:01:02 Have you been to this amazing brasserie at the end of the street?

00:01:26 Nice. Well, you know what? Rest easy.

00:01:50 No, no, no, Leon is the premiere makeup artist for bottom models.

00:02:13 All the fans are gonna be dressed up, you know.

00:02:31 This is my actual costume from "Camp Headache,"

00:02:54 With an octogenarian, yes.

00:03:19 bring me a couple of those bad boys.

00:03:41 Hello, Rebecca.

00:04:19 ♪ Looking for a sign

00:04:56 with healthy birthing hips and nasal piercings which are quite fetching."

00:05:33 Oh, Christ.

00:05:57 I grabbed my ex-wife's pants.

00:06:31 Is that?

00:06:48 - I took the red ones. - No, no, you took the burgundy ones.

00:07:15 - Rich? - What?

00:07:33 - Who, me? - No, you're good.

00:07:54 That can take seven to ten hours depending on body mass and alcohol intake.

00:08:25 We can't go in there, it's the eye of the storm.

00:08:47 Hey, can I get a selfie?

00:09:21 Ah ha!

00:10:01 My people, here we go!

00:10:22 Rich: Well done, people.