Kings of Con — S01E05 — Burnsville, MN

00:00:19 - Hey there! - Hi.

00:00:46 There's the benefit of having

00:01:10 Hi, sweetie.

00:01:39 Lovely.

00:02:15 Except that guy has less glue holding his hair in place.

00:02:42 Give me that.

00:04:02 Please prepare one circus-style bit to perform tomorrow night.

00:04:25 - I know about it. - Well, what are you gonna do?

00:04:56 Thank you, yeah, it's a national.

00:05:17 Before I show some skin I'd like to give the old torso a tune-up.

00:05:42 but, then I realized, Matt has an unhealthy obsession with his body

00:06:09 - Ah... - He could do that...

00:06:49 Do you want America to collectively shut off their TVs in revulsion

00:07:19 Mattie? Matt?

00:08:12 I'll give you veinte dinero, if you help me put on my pantalones.

00:08:58 - I can't move my arms. - What?

00:09:33 I love you, I love you, I love you, but now it is time to bring to the stage...

00:10:22 - Unzip me. - What? Come on.

00:10:52 Trying to get snake out of the cave.

00:11:20 - Bro hun! - Don't call me bro hun.

00:11:52 No. No, you can't.

00:12:22 Who's ready for some juggling?

00:12:56 aim it for me and stuff it back in my pants

00:13:35 Thank you, good night.