Kings of Con — S01E01 — Whippany, NJ

00:00:32 Maybe I missed the memo. Is it casual Friday?

00:00:57 If it's any consolation,

00:01:14 - Yeah. I am. - Buddy, that's crazy talk.

00:01:34 I dance around like a monkey.

00:02:00 How do... why do you do that? He's omnipresent.

00:02:19 That gives us 13 weekends of fame fantasy camp

00:02:39 - Okay. - Really?

00:02:53 - Aah! - Damn it!

00:03:46 Did it match the decor of the bathroom?

00:04:04 You're wearing the fuck out of it.

00:04:33 What am I gonna do for 15 minutes?

00:05:10 Where'd you buy your house?

00:05:30 Trying to build a brand. Do you get it?

00:06:02 You wanna do karaoke or see my abs?

00:06:37 Now, that is respect.

00:06:52 I saw him tear a volunteer a new poop chute

00:07:13 You're an asshole.

00:07:33 the hotel lobby bar, now are they?

00:07:54 All right, let's settle down, Eminem.

00:08:13 That's, like, 15 minutes ahead.

00:08:28 Isn't that the point? She sees me.

00:08:42 Just wait, just wait.

00:09:00 Sure you recognize my buddy over there.

00:09:57 The fuck?