King Ralph

00:00:59 The rain appears to have stopped.

00:06:04 Smashing show, by the way. Absolutely smashing.

00:09:22 There it is, Your Majesty. Your new home.

00:13:12 Would this be to your liking?

00:16:34 You must look and act like one.

00:20:41 I'm sorry. I can't do this.

00:24:46 in most quarters that a sovereign has been found

00:27:28 you or your family.

00:31:07 I don't mean maybe--

00:34:20 Narrowed the gap to 164 points.

00:37:39 RALPH: Whoa, whoa. Whoa.

00:42:20 I'll send you one.

00:46:04 I really need a night out, Gordon.

00:49:34 We got the moon. We got the stars.

00:53:10 -Does that mean she's ugly? -Oh, far from it.

00:56:03 Then we'll get her a g-string and some pasties

01:01:26 MAN: His Britannic Majesty King Ralph I...

01:07:17 You're unsophisticated, ignorant

01:11:59 Good golly Miss Molly

01:16:10 I don't want to be the one who embarrassed the whole country...

01:20:19 Yes, Ced. Come on in.

01:24:52 of English heavy equipment...

01:28:50 I can't help it. I'm going to miss him.

01:33:18 'Cause I'm the duke of Earl