King of the Road — S02E01 — The Quickest Piss in the West!

00:00:05 Please do not attempt to perform any of these stunts

00:01:57 Man: Got shot in the nuts!

00:03:48 Deathwish skateboards,

00:05:40 Instead of always chasing the party,

00:07:41 to have a four-hour complete meltdown.

00:09:42 19 years old, crazy-eyed transition animal.

00:11:30 He's the likely lad from England.

00:13:26 does put a little bit of pressure on you to,

00:15:23 and you get the most prestigious real estate

00:17:17 Leave it, right? Leave it. Leave it.

00:18:42 As soon as I saw that hole.

00:20:24 Yeah!

00:22:25 Down the hatch! Ahh! There you go.

00:24:05 No other leg coverings may be worn.

00:25:37 so I'm, like, telling James, like,

00:27:27 One of the challenges is to stand in a tree

00:29:14 A lot of people just don't even want to do this,

00:31:18 If you see any water, you got to stay away,

00:33:35 -It's a baby bird. -Bird seed.

00:35:58 Whoa!

00:38:02 Do it!

00:39:53 He just makes the most elaborate meals.

00:42:18 Lutheran: Coach him?

00:44:07 -I'm trying. -Dude, don't say sorry, man.