King of the Hill — S13E17 — Manger Baby Einstein

00:00:45 Ahh...

00:01:29 I worked so hard to be a hairstylist, Lucky.

00:02:13 but defines "pets" very loosely.

00:02:46 "Smashing."

00:03:33 I'm going to have a baby and a career,

00:04:17 Luanne has rekindled my yen to write a children's book.

00:05:16 and too much of his inner pain showed through.

00:06:00 into the next Baby Einstein.

00:06:59 Your very own copy of my children's book

00:08:09 Why is this nonsense so popular?

00:09:33 Trevor, age six, writes...

00:10:10 Aw!

00:11:05 Oh, I can't believe I'm getting ready to go out

00:12:03 That is why no one came,

00:12:48 Brunch!

00:13:35 Yes. But for the sake of educating children.

00:14:37 Yeah, I guess we should go edgy.

00:15:35 I think it works because it doesn't lie to my generation.

00:16:40 "Luanne, you stole my dreams.

00:17:51 Murderer!

00:18:31 I'm like an asteroid drifting in space

00:19:31 You're a mother now. That's who you are.

00:20:30 I did.

00:22:07 A puppet saved my life once.