King of the Hill — S13E14 — Born Again on the Fourth of July

00:00:41 HECK: You call that a flag, Hank?

00:01:45 In Bobby's case, exceptionally soft.

00:02:22 in lights.

00:03:21 You bet I will.

00:04:18 Come on, pants.

00:05:10 when boys come to a fork in the road.

00:05:50 Please let him go, Uncle Hank.

00:06:31 Especially not the fornicators.

00:07:14 idolated, been sloth-like?

00:07:58 I want it bad!

00:08:47 Sounds like they talked some sense into you.

00:09:40 What in the heck are you doing?

00:10:34 BOBBY: Attention, shoppers!

00:11:22 Get ready for some taunting.

00:12:14 But dang it, we're in a crisis situation.

00:13:42 I smite thee in the name of the Lord!

00:14:46 Now, this is all that remains of Uncle Sam.

00:15:40 Unless it's something about Heck Dorland, it can wait.

00:16:59 leaving the shed exposed.

00:17:38 I'm the one who destroyed Uncle Sam,

00:18:29 That's it, I'm showering.

00:19:21 Hold your fire!

00:20:14 We raised a good boy, Hank.

00:21:52 BOBBY: I want salvation!