King of the Hill — S12E03 — The Powder Puff Boys

00:00:35 This is definitely my good side.

00:01:35 It's going to be a test of will and strength

00:02:17 Okay.

00:03:05 Yeah, my time worth more than that.

00:03:58 Oh, but you are.

00:04:53 If you want to talk stickiness,

00:05:35 I've got some great ideas about how to get out of it.

00:06:16 Hey, remember when I gave birth to a football?

00:07:17 This one, I guess.

00:08:38 Alexis, I've noticed

00:09:31 I am not wearing Mom's clothes.

00:10:17 Now, that's funny.

00:11:46 because I'm staying!

00:12:27 but the girls are the players

00:13:06 See, it starts out innocently, with a boy teasing a girl.

00:13:56 What?

00:14:43 Maybe the girls will play well for the first time ever,

00:15:26 You can't just sit back and watch this great tradition die.

00:16:19 has been a grand and often hilarious tradition

00:17:10 I can't risk all this.

00:17:54 they really want.

00:18:43 Aw, Carl.

00:20:21 And, hey, he's starting a fake cat fight.

00:21:54 JOSEPH: But I'm so pretty.