King of the Hill — S10E05 — A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown

00:00:33 The Japanese call this poetry "haiku."

00:01:41 this is inappropriate dinner table behavior.

00:02:22 was a laugh riot.

00:03:06 Whenever I would answer a question in class,

00:03:50 I've done extermination for three different Bozos.

00:04:46 I thought about wearing a hat on top of the hair,

00:06:07 Do you know why the shoes wear big,

00:06:56 No funny letters.

00:07:50 Do you want to show us your juggling?

00:08:31 That actually looks like a pretty nasty scrape.

00:09:11 Look at your flowchart of funny.

00:09:53 that he signed for ten extra dollars.

00:10:53 It's funny because it follows Aristotle's dictum "It delights."

00:11:46 Mild deception is the lowest form of tomfoolery.

00:12:52 The comedic requirements are all there.

00:13:36 but then my teacher helped me come up with

00:14:24 It's moments like this that are so much more rewarding

00:15:14 I'm gonna be the most popular kid in school!

00:16:27 Is my plume straight?

00:17:12 the entire student body!

00:18:14 Bobby?

00:18:55 No thanks, Dad.

00:19:55 You're getting a reaction, Bobby!

00:21:57 HANK: "I thought I smelled corn, and this confirms it.