King of the Hill — S09E12 — Smoking and the Bandit

00:00:34 See, Dale, I'm a man of my word.

00:01:17 Son, mind your table manners.

00:02:18 All right, everyone, settle. It's assignment time.

00:03:02 Maybe other people need to use the bathroom, too.

00:03:54 I can't even take that like a man.

00:05:02 Listen to this: "Smoking Bandit Lights Up Controversy."

00:05:49 Whoever this cowboy is, he's in a lot of hot water.

00:06:37 See? That's why I'm out here, and you're the ones in the tank.

00:07:16 I just realized,

00:08:48 This is strictly a denim-and-leather bar.

00:09:47 'bout them dang ol', mysterious charm...

00:10:41 No, really, I am.

00:11:31 Some sort of video manifesto.

00:12:35 You're not like the Bandit when you smoke.

00:13:22 and then pass the rest back.

00:14:14 as people so often do.

00:15:11 Hold the front page!

00:15:55 Uh, not if they don't want to get caught, Hank.

00:16:58 Okay, what's your name?

00:17:37 So, do we move down the street in formation, or not?

00:18:30 Or maybe not.

00:19:36 He's kind of pitiful.

00:20:30 I can't believe I thought the Bandit was cool.

00:21:55 DALE: See you in the history books people.