King of the Hill — S09E06 — The Petriot Act

2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · DIR. Robin Brigstocke

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Overview

Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.

Dialogue Timeline — 489 lines

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00:00:38 The worst part of going on vacation
00:01:26 haven't felt a tongue on their face for years.
00:02:12 I've had four glasses of water today.
00:02:57 Since when are you so fancy all of a sudden?
00:03:56 This is the smallest bottle of Prell that I have ever seen.
00:04:47 I just got a gift basket from my G.I..
00:06:10 Sir, is this your signature here, sir?
00:07:00 Mm-hmm.
00:07:49 Come on, Hank, cats aren't so bad.
00:08:39 : All right, fine.
00:09:30 Ugh! Wave some of that stuff over here.
00:10:11 I can't ask Duke's owner
00:11:16 so I can take some blood and check his vitals?
00:12:09 I already have him on the Scientific Formula.
00:13:20 Now un-flare that nostril. That's it! Perfect.
00:14:12 But we did notice
00:14:57 Guesstimate?
00:15:59 He likes pretty ladies.
00:16:47 You get the crate, I'll get the oven mitts.
00:17:35 Cats vomit. They eat, poop and vomit.
00:18:30 Mr. Hill!
00:19:16 and their owners to break even.
00:20:08 Right about now,
00:21:54 DALE: Oh, this has been a catastrophe!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed489
Dialogue density22.2 lines / min
First line00:00:38
Final line00:21:54

Production Record

DirectorRobin Brigstocke
LanguageEnglish

Factoids

Episode

King of the Hill, season 9, episode 6: The Petriot Act.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2122/season/9/episode/6
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