King of the Hill — S09E02 — Ms. Wakefield

00:00:32 Now I'm not going to mention any names,

00:01:27 many years ago with my twin sister.

00:02:20 That's like putting out a saucer of milk

00:03:12 but that is a memory that you'll cherish someday, Bobby.

00:04:04 I got it!

00:04:45 this is going to be the gift that keeps on giving.

00:05:42 She couldn't even open a jar of apple butter.

00:06:37 End your days?

00:07:24 I bet it won't take me

00:08:07 Stop pinching me, Ms. Wakefield.

00:09:05 and haunt the place, we'd be booked year round.

00:09:56 Let's go find a zebra.

00:11:00 And a plate of pitted prunes.

00:11:59 Dooley's going to pants Santa?

00:13:00 and tried to unlock the door.

00:13:49 How do I do that?

00:14:43 the very night you had her arrested and dragged away.

00:15:38 for Ladybird to wear at the party?

00:16:46 Dumb dog, dumb!

00:17:31 but I hope we can work out our differences.

00:18:30 I'd be out of your hair forever.

00:19:20 But I don't want to go.

00:20:27 Maybe I could die another time.

00:21:52 Peppermint schnapps makes me sloppy.