King of the Hill — S08E17 — How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
2004 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · DIR. Brian Sheesley
Overview
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
Dialogue Timeline — 509 lines
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00:00:10 Captioning sponsored by FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
00:01:19 You doodle in these books
00:02:12 and my time would probably be better spent
00:02:49 Although I am not teaching at school this week,
00:03:36 The student with the highest grade
00:04:27 in Heimlich County.
00:05:22 Battle of Gonzalez, 1835!
00:06:21 called the "Serenity Prayer," Hank?
00:07:14 when ordering textbooks.
00:07:57 and come back when we order our next new textbooks... in 2032.
00:08:53 Maybe they won't have to.
00:09:35 Just raisins and skim milk.
00:10:23 about falling asleep in the men's room
00:11:10 That's great.
00:11:55 Well, we've already cut the design out
00:12:55 Gentlemen, how should we respond?
00:14:01 Uh, ghost?
00:14:48 to my beloved Tennessee.
00:15:29 General Santa Anna!
00:16:19 in a frilly calico dress?
00:17:16 I have to do this.
00:18:32 It's not like we're gonna kill people! Just ideas!
00:19:42 Sir, Santa Anna's men outnumber us by the thousands.
00:21:52 DALE: Hank, Bobby's making me uncomfortable again.
Cast & Characters
Mike Judge
Hank Hill / Boomhauer (voice)
Kathy Najimy
Peggy Hill (voice)
Pamela Adlon
Bobby Hill (voice)
Johnny Hardwick
Dale Gribble (voice)
Stephen Root
Bill Dauterive (voice)
Brittany Murphy
Luanne Platter (voice)
Toby Huss
Cotton Hill / Kahn Souphanousinphone (voice)
Lauren Tom
Minh Souphanousinphone / Connie Souphanousinphone (voice)
Elizabeth Perkins
Mrs. Ashmore (voice)
David Herman
Bruce Tuttle / Davy Crockett / Gerald Charping (voice)
Dennis Burkley
Principal Moss / William B. Travis (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed509
Dialogue density23.1 lines / min
First line00:00:10
Final line00:21:52
Production Record
DirectorBrian Sheesley
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
King of the Hill, season 8, episode 17: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2122/season/8/episode/17
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