King of the Hill — S08E11 — My Hair Lady

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00:01:15 PROFESSOR Uh, Ms. Platter,

00:01:59 My barber Jack always says,

00:02:48 but she flunked out of beauty school

00:03:38 glory days.

00:04:48 And then two weeks later, you trashed it as uncool!

00:05:39 Mr. Dauterive, if you don't take a chance,

00:06:33 I cut hair, too!

00:07:32 so we're sharing it.

00:08:20 If I screw up, it'll grow back.

00:09:12 Did one of you breeders take my flat brush?

00:10:12 I'm here for Rico.

00:11:32 Okay, girls,

00:12:19 Hey, I think that guy's checking you out.

00:13:13 one up-do at a time.

00:13:53 I just don't understand why everybody

00:14:29 It's wonderful, really.

00:15:14 Hey! First chair!

00:16:12 I shared a Coke with him!

00:17:01 But I belong here.

00:18:00 from the mini-fridge in the street.

00:19:03 It's in his DNAs!

00:20:06 You can pay me in food.

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