King of the Hill — S08E08 — Rich Hank, Poor Hank

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00:01:12 What are you trying to do, Bobby, get us mugged?

00:02:07 How did I raise a son who goes around

00:02:49 Let me help!

00:03:31 On dang ol' MTV Cribs, man,

00:04:17 but people just aren't grilling like they did last year.

00:05:08 "Oil records"?

00:06:27 as expensive stuff.

00:07:18 the cheaper they get.

00:08:09 Hey, go ask him to buy us some horses.

00:08:55 I read that book, but I had no idea it was about Hank.

00:09:43 It is great.

00:10:29 But I'm not the one thinking crazy.

00:11:19 of heavy-duty garbage bags.

00:12:21 You single-handedly derailed the gravy train.

00:13:25 COMPUTER VOICE: You hooked it. Try again!

00:14:38 What? I'm not asking for a handout.

00:15:33 Sir, if you would like to dispute these charges...

00:16:40 but you just would've said no,

00:17:29 about the family finances?

00:18:26 until you work off the difference

00:19:23 Brand-new jet-ski for sale.

00:20:29 like a brand-new dime.

00:22:07 BOBBY: Dad, give me a big wad of cash.