King of the Hill — S07E07 — The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

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00:01:57 My floor joists are missing.

00:02:41 Bill, you can be next, then me

00:03:29 this house is unsafe to inhabit.

00:04:12 Dale has something he wants to ask you.

00:04:58 Strange bathroom, no night-light.

00:05:53 to spot him while lifts weights.

00:06:47 Aren't you supposed to be inside the lines?

00:07:51 Sir, do you wish to press assault charges?

00:08:37 I'm sentencing you to an anger management class.

00:09:25 I have a problem with idiots.

00:10:19 She had a cell phone in one hand

00:11:03 I am a little annoyed

00:11:53 that leads you to cutting off people's fingers.

00:12:41 shut the door, shut the door.

00:13:25 God has a hell of a temper.

00:14:15 What?

00:14:51 Move it.

00:16:02 Paramedics said he got so worked up

00:17:06 My hands are tied.

00:18:19 But I told you...

00:19:21 Sorry, I don't speak "Surface."

00:20:22 If you don't get out of that got'dang rathole now

00:22:03 BILL: Yes, yes, I would please like a piece of candy!