King of the Hill — S06E08 — Joust Like a Woman

00:00:34 Enjoy that new Char King, Earl.

00:01:18 I'm here to talk to a Philip Motzinger.

00:02:26 A stone is, in your native tongue, a gallon.

00:03:26 If I can close this deal, I can get us that second sink in the bathroom.

00:04:18 Ergo, this is a period costume! Period!

00:05:08 We should not discuss matters of trade

00:05:51 The difference between Strickland Propane and Thatherton Fuels,

00:06:44 Because I'm thinking of going back to "Number One Mom."

00:07:29 Hear ye, hear ye, by order of King Philip,

00:08:28 or butter-churning wench.

00:09:28 Honey, you don't want the king to catch you breaking character.

00:10:09 In the future, they will invent a magical sucking device

00:11:18 Why do the wenches always get the last lunch break?

00:11:56 As the highest-ranking wench, maybe I should talk to the king.

00:12:43 Why don't you drop the act and you explain to me

00:13:35 Mouth!

00:14:18 Or whenever her prom is?

00:15:22 if I can expect the same impertinence from your husband's propanery

00:16:14 Then we shall joust by day's end!

00:17:12 Besides you.

00:17:57 Unlike in today's gynocracy.

00:18:54 Now, if he bucks you, make sure to cover your neck and your testicles.

00:20:56 Help me to my feet, you gaggle of magpies!

00:22:28 How now, gas man?