King of the Hill — S05E12 — Now Who's the Dummy?

00:00:31 NOW VIJAY SINGH WITH A TESTY 12-FOOT PUTT.

00:01:43 I HATE LIVING HERE.

00:02:28 CHIP DOESN'T LIKE TO BE CALLED "DUMMY."

00:03:08 YOU CAN'T JUST PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE HIS BODY.

00:03:51 I PROMISE.

00:04:41 ANOTHER. YES, SIR.

00:05:30 BUT I'M MORE OF AN ARTS-AND-LEISURE GUY.

00:06:24 THAT'S DAY-ONE STUFF, CHIP.

00:07:13 HE'S LIKE AN L.A. FAN, LEAVING IN THE SEVENTH INNING.

00:08:01 YEAH, DANG OLD PALMEIRO, MAN...

00:09:02 YOU WANT 5 RAW EGGS IN A GLASS.

00:10:46 OCTAVIO, I WANT YOU TO DO THE EXACT SAME THING

00:11:42 UH, NO, THANKS, MR. HILL.

00:12:50 KEEP YOUR LEFT ARM STRAIGHT.

00:13:47 FREE DROP, NO NEARER TO THE HOLE, NO PENALTY.

00:14:46 HE WAS DISTURBED BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.

00:15:28 I WAS THE FIRST GUY TO DO WINDSHIELD WIPERS.

00:16:27 I DON'T GET IT.

00:17:20 WHAT DO WE REALLY NEED CHIP FOR, ANYWAY?

00:18:16 OK.

00:19:18 HEY, PEGGY, YOU KNOW THAT HAIR WE ALWAYS FIND IN THE DRAIN?

00:20:09 HMM.

00:21:01 THAT'S OK. YOU DON'T, EITHER.

00:22:25 VENTRILOQUISM IS FUN.