King of the Hill — S05E10 — Yankee Hankie

00:00:32 A TEXAS NATIVE LICENSE PLATE.

00:01:21 TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, NO.

00:02:02 A BASKET OF FRUIT.

00:02:45 WELL, EITHER THIS IS YOUR DREAM AND I AM IN IT,

00:03:30 HOW DO I EVEN KNOW THAT'S MY NAME?

00:04:33 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A RELIEF.

00:05:27 SHE HEARD ABOUT IT AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR.

00:06:27 SHE'S NEVER FORGIVEN HERSELF FOR BIRTHING YOU OUTSIDE TEXAS.

00:07:13 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE OPENED YOUR EYES AND THEN YOUR BIBLE, HANK.

00:07:58 GET OUT!

00:09:08 THAT GREETS VISITORS TO THE TEXAS STATE FAIR?

00:10:02 OH, HANK, I'M SO, SO SORRY.

00:10:55 ON YOUR UNOFFICIAL VISIT.

00:12:10 WE CAN'T ALL FIT IN YOUR CADILLAC CAR.

00:12:57 BUT I AM IN HELL.

00:13:48 SURE. JUST GIVE ME THE KEYS.

00:14:58 THERE'S ANOTHER TEXAS PLATE.

00:15:58 TOPSY, GET THE ROPE.

00:16:43 ALL THIS WAS ABOUT TRYING TO FRAME ME?

00:18:04 NEW YORK?

00:19:05 STOP!

00:20:06 ALL RIGHT, DAD, IT'S OVER.

00:20:56 I'LL...

00:22:23 WELL, I SUPPOSE... SUCKER PUNCH!