King of the Hill — S05E02 — The Buck Stops Here

00:00:34 OH.

00:01:16 I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY CHORES, YOU'RE GETTING A JOB.

00:02:12 YES. AND MRS. SOUPHANOUSINPHONE,

00:02:58 WELL, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, SIR.

00:03:57 KID.

00:05:03 DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU KNOCKED DOWN?

00:05:50 YOU OWE THAT MAN AN APOLOGY.

00:06:30 THAT SON OF A BITCH ON HIS ASS?

00:07:18 FANTASTIC!

00:08:15 WAY TO GO, BOBBY.

00:09:05 TO PUT OUT WHEN BUCK'S NOT AROUND.

00:09:53 LAST NIGHT THAT HE SAID HE GOT FROM YOU.

00:10:40 I DO NOT WANT A COOKIE. I WANT THAT MUG.

00:12:02 SO, BOBBY, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE WE'D GO GOLFING TOMORROW.

00:12:44 HE WAS HAVIN' SOME TROUBLE,

00:13:24 BUT I AM STILL TOO LIGHTHEADED

00:14:45 AH! DANG IT!

00:15:30 GO, WONDERDOG!

00:16:34 HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME LIKE THIS.

00:17:42 AH, IT'S OK. HE'S MY SON.

00:18:36 COME ON, BABY. FORGET ABOUT HIM.

00:19:22 WE'RE NOT BUYING IT. NOW, GIVE US THE MONEY.

00:20:40 I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE.

00:22:26 MIZ LIZ! 2 HOT TODDIES!