King of the Hill — S04E23 — Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

00:00:32 OKEY-DOKEY.

00:01:15 THIS SHIRT WOULD BEG TO DIFFER.

00:02:01 MEN'S 9, 42 EUROPEAN.

00:02:52 I DID.

00:04:07 THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER? OH, GOD!

00:05:12 THEY'RE LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A PERFECT STRIDE

00:06:01 WHERE THEY CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES.

00:07:01 AND NOW I'M GONNA STAR IN AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO,

00:08:00 HANK, WELCOME TO PEGGYSFEET.COM.

00:08:52 HOW YOU CAN AFFORD THAT OLD SHOP VAC, MAN.

00:09:40 WHO? WHO IN THE MEDIA TRICKED YOU?

00:10:43 TRIMBLE, I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE.

00:11:27 UNDER THE BANNER OF A SINGLE IDEAL:

00:12:30 HERE'S SOME HONEY BEING POURED ALL OVER 'EM.

00:13:28 I AM NOT HERE TO SWIM, TRIMBLE.

00:14:13 AND I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T OPEN IT

00:15:08 ALL RIGHT. HOW CAN I PUT THIS SO YOU'LL UNDERSTAND?

00:15:58 OH, YEAH. CUT.

00:16:50 I FIGURED WE DID BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

00:17:33 ALL THE GIRLS FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY. THAT'S WHEN I START PAYIN'.

00:18:34 IT TURNS OUT THE ONLY ONES

00:19:35 I'M SORRY. WE DON'T DO THAT.

00:20:57 I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

00:22:28 WHO? WHO IN THE MEDIA TRICKED YOU?