King of the Hill — S04E19 — Hank's Bad Hair Day

00:00:35 WHO'S GETTING CHOCOLATE MILK IF HE SITS STILL?

00:01:18 YOU'RE MUCH TOO BIG A BOY FOR CHOCOLATE MILK.

00:02:24 HOP ON UP, LITTLE BUDDY.

00:03:11 HE FEATHERED IN THE BACK WHERE HE USUALLY TAPERS.

00:03:56 45 SECONDS. NEW RECORD.

00:04:41 SLOW DOWN, JACK.

00:05:53 HEY, WHO'S GOT THAT DOOR CLOSED?

00:06:36 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT, HANK.

00:07:30 BUT I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT YOUR HEAD A LONG TIME.

00:08:10 AND I SEE THIS,

00:09:11 BILL. HANK.

00:10:05 HANK HILL ALWAYS PAYS HIS BARBER.

00:11:10 THE FRENCH MAKE A CHAIR THAT COSTS $110,000.

00:11:59 FOR THAT HE GETS THE HAIRCUT PLUS A HIGH COLONIC

00:13:07 "HOUSE RESOLUTION 11-4-61.

00:13:58 WE COULD DO IT IN MY GARAGE.

00:14:37 WITH ME, IT'S ALL ABOUT SPEED.

00:15:51 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY KEPT THAT GOING.

00:16:33 DON'T DO IT, SON.

00:17:41 BILL, YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

00:18:32 DAMN IT! CUSTOMERS WILL THINK I DON'T WISH THEM A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

00:19:34 FOR $3,900

00:20:29 I'LL GIVE YOU HALF OF IT.

00:22:27 OH, GOD, I NEED A HAIRNET.