King of the Hill — S04E12 — Rodeo Days

00:00:33 THIS IS NICE COUNTRY.

00:01:21 SO, IS IT PREMIUM, OR HAVE YOU BEEN REGULAR?

00:01:55 HEY, DAD, WE COULD PAINT YOUR GRILL LIKE A MONKEY.

00:02:37 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF COWBOYS BECAME ENTERTAINERS:

00:03:36 HEY, YOU KNOW, BOBBY... OW, MY WRIST.

00:04:42 BOBBY, PANTS.

00:05:35 JUST GIVE HIM THE FORMS.

00:06:13 BUT WE FED YOU LIKE A FARM BOY, SO GO GET 'EM.

00:07:36 IT'S NOT FUNNY.

00:08:33 HOW OLD ARE YOU?

00:09:13 WHY WOULD THE BAG EXPLODE?

00:09:59 I'M GONNA HAVE TO THROW THIS OUT.

00:11:11 AH, 6 OF ONE.

00:11:58 GIVE ALL YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT TO CLAY HENRY BECAUSE HE'S RIDING MR. DEAD.

00:13:11 I HEAR JOSEPH WON ANOTHER BELT BUCKLE.

00:13:51 BUT THEY'LL PULL DOWN YOUR BRITCHES

00:14:37 NOW, DON'T FALL ASLEEP, SON, BOTH BECAUSE YOU COULD DIE

00:15:13 HERE'S YOUR ASS PAD, SON.

00:16:15 HIS 3RD ONE THIS WEEK.

00:17:39 MAYBE THIS IS MY FAULT.

00:18:18 YOU SEE, A CIRCUS CLOWN IS A CARNY

00:19:08 COME ON, STAY WITH IT. RIDE IT OUT.

00:20:21 BOBBY, WAIT.

00:22:27 HERE'S YOUR ASS PAD, SON.