King of the Hill — S04E11 — Old Glory

00:00:49 OH, SHOOT.

00:01:20 OH, JUST LIKE DONAVAN TO SWIPE MY GIG.

00:02:21 DO YOU HAVE A 90-FOOT POLE?

00:03:12 MRS. DONAVAN'S MAKING ME COME UP WITH A NEW TOPIC,

00:04:46 ONE THAT'S GONNA GRAB PEOPLE'S ATTENTION.

00:05:41 BOBBY, GET ME A SODA.

00:06:53 BOBBY, UM, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?

00:07:39 BECAUSE WHEN I AM STUCK ON A MUSING COLUMN,

00:08:27 I FIND THAT ADVERBS ARE OVERRATED,

00:09:15 HEY, LOOK AT BOBBY.

00:09:50 BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN IT FOR HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

00:11:00 UH-HUH.

00:11:53 YES, WELL, IN THE TIME IT TOOK THEM TO TURN DOWN MY LAST BATCH,

00:12:46 THAT'S WHEN I PULL THE AD AND WAIT FOR THE CALL.

00:13:38 PLAGIARISM. THAT'S A SERIOUS ACCUSATION

00:14:26 WELL, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

00:15:15 "SUBSTITUTE TEACHER OF THE YEAR" AWARD,

00:15:57 AND WE ARE GONNA PUT ON ONE HELL OF A SHOW.

00:16:45 WHAT?

00:17:58 PERFECT.

00:18:55 LIGHT THE FLARES, BOBBY!

00:19:55 SINCE THIS FLAG HAS BECOME OLD, RIPPED, WET,

00:20:53 I SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE EVERY DAY,

00:22:28 WHAT WORKS FOR ME, SEE, IS THE COCOA.