King of the Hill — S04E09 — To Kill a Ladybird

00:00:34 COME ON, LADYBIRD, FETCH.

00:01:39 WHAT SANTA'S GOT IN HIS GOODIE BAG.

00:02:44 AND HOW ABOUT A MARSHMALLOW CHASER?

00:04:07 YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU MESSED UP SOMEBODY ELSE'S GARAGE,

00:04:54 YEAH, I'VE ALSO SEEN HER DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET,

00:05:36 A TRAP?

00:06:40 AND THE ONLY WAY OUT FOR THE RACCOON.

00:07:36 I GIVE YOU ONE LITTLE THING TO DO

00:08:27 SORRY, I DON'T HAVE A MORE RECENT PHOTO.

00:09:04 EXPLAIN TO HANK HOW YOU GET RABIES.

00:09:45 "THEY MAY ALSO FEEL ANXIOUS OR FEARFUL

00:10:32 OR YOUR FAULT FOR FEEDING HIM.

00:11:18 AND GO.

00:12:14 I TOLD YOU, DALE, I'LL GIVE YOU THE HAT BACK AFTER YOU GET THE SHOTS.

00:13:29 MY RABIES HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE.

00:15:12 WALKING KIND OF FUNNY BY THE CAMPGROUNDS

00:16:04 IT'S PROBABLY 2 TOWNS OVER BY NOW,

00:17:20 DAD, YOU'RE OK.

00:18:16 THESE MUSHROOMS HAVE BEEN KEEPIN' ME ALIVE.

00:19:06 YOU TOLD ME.

00:19:54 SHUT UP!

00:20:45 YES, BOBBY!

00:21:40 I'M GONNA SAY A FEW WORDS NOW, DAD.

00:22:27 SO LONG, SUCKERS.