King of the Hill — S04E06 — A Beer Can Named Desire

00:00:37 DID YOU WIN?

00:01:25 THAT MADE SOME ROOM.

00:02:45 LET'S JUST SAY IT IS YOUR BEER.

00:03:31 SOMETHING I WOULD HAVE DONE FOR FREE.

00:04:29 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT FRIED DOUGH

00:05:07 IN CAJUN COUNTRY AND I DON'T CARE.

00:06:09 IT'S THE SAME THING. HEY!

00:07:29 OH, YEAH.

00:08:15 IF I MAKE IT, I WIN $1 MILLION.

00:09:10 LEAVING 3 DESPERATE CHILDLESS WIDOWS

00:10:19 OH, YOU PLAY BEAUTIFULLY.

00:11:21 UH, BOBBY, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SIT NEXT TO JOBAIRE

00:12:23 I MISSED A BUNCH OF THROWS TODAY AND I'M JUST THINKING

00:13:06 YOU THINK SO, TOO?

00:13:46 OH, LORD! ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE IN THE CAR.

00:14:43 I BELIEVE MY HUSBAND WOULD HAVE MARRIED YOU INSTEAD OF ME.

00:15:32 OH, YOU ARE A SWEET, SWEET MAN.

00:17:01 I'M GONNA TAKE THE SURE THING.

00:17:51 WHAT IS THE NAME ON HIS FINAL RESTING CRYPT?

00:18:35 35 YEARS.

00:19:24 UH-HUH!

00:20:16 NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME.

00:20:57 I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN,

00:22:27 WOW, THAT'S A GREAT STORY, MR. MEREDITH.