King of the Hill — S03E18 — Love Hurts... and So Does Art

1999 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 114 VOTES · DIR. Adam Kuhlman

King of the Hill — S03E18 — Love Hurts... and So Does Art poster

Overview

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they are displaying an X-ray of his constipated colon.

Dialogue Timeline — 406 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:05 HUH?
00:00:50 DAD, CAN I AT LEAST GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE WE GO?
00:02:15 AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
00:02:57 YEAH. BUT THIS IS A MIDDLE-SCHOOL DANCE KISS.
00:03:53 LOOK, I GOT AN INVITATION TO SOME KIND OF ART OPENING
00:04:32 YOU KNOW, WHERE, UM,
00:05:26 I THINK I STUBBED MY TOE.
00:06:23 MY PHOTOGRAPH? WHAT PHOTOGRAPH?
00:07:00 HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.
00:07:53 TO PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN, 'CAUSE I'LL SUPPORT THAT.
00:08:42 FULL OF PURINE-RICH FOODS.
00:09:26 IS MY HIGH-SCHOOL FOOTBALL PICTURE.
00:10:10 THAT HE WANTS TO EAT, HE CANNOT EAT IT.
00:11:00 WELL, YOU KNOW...
00:11:51 DAMN IT! I'M A HUMAN BEING,
00:12:48 OH, NO, CARL, IT'S JUST THE GOUT.
00:13:31 WITH THAT SKINNY, STARVING KID
00:14:21 OH!
00:15:11 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
00:16:05 HEY, CONNIE, I GOT A NEW DECK OF CARDS.
00:16:48 AIN'T GOOD FOR PROPANE.
00:17:37 AVANT-GARDE ART EXHIBIT IN THIS STATE!
00:18:53 THIS DELICIOUS NEW YORK STYLE FOOD BETTER
00:22:27 I'VE GOT GOUT!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed406
Dialogue density18.5 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:22:27

Production Record

DirectorAdam Kuhlman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes114

Factoids

Episode

King of the Hill, season 3, episode 18: Love Hurts... and So Does Art.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2122/season/3/episode/18
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