King of the Hill — S03E14 — The Wedding of Bobby Hill

00:00:32 SO, MEETING A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET.

00:01:03 FEED THE KOI.

00:01:50 WELL, ONLY IF YOU THINK THE FAST-PACED, CELEBRITY-FILLED LIFE

00:02:27 I MEAN, I SHOULD KNOW. AS A SELF-PROCLAIMED GENIUS,

00:03:34 HELLO, MAN, AND YOU DANG OLD LEAVE A MESSAGE, MAN.

00:04:24 THEY DRY UP LIKE A PUDDLE IN THE SUN.

00:05:26 MMM-HMM, AND GUESS WHAT?

00:06:32 NOTHIN'.

00:07:19 BUT AT THE MOMENT I AM BUSY WITH THE LADY.

00:08:05 WE CAN CALL HIM AND ASK HIM.

00:08:54 WAIT A MINUTE NOW. I NEVER PROCLAIMED YOU

00:09:45 NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET ME MAD.

00:10:40 STATE YOUR PURPOSE.

00:12:22 I'M GOING TO BE REALLY MAD.

00:13:51 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DALE.

00:14:36 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TEACH DALE THE MEANING OF NO.

00:15:15 NOW, AS FAR AS HE KNOWS, YOU ARE STILL EXPECTING.

00:15:52 YOU COULD BE MARRIED FOR 80 YEARS.

00:16:53 YOU BARELY TOUCHED THAT SUNDAE, BOBBY.

00:18:16 COME, MY CHILD.

00:19:28 OH, LUANNE, I AM REALLY, REALLY, SORRY ABOUT THIS, HONEY,

00:20:14 YOU CAN SEE CONNIE IF YOU WANT TO, BUT JUST NOT IN PUBLIC.

00:21:08 WHY, HE'S ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS!

00:22:26 I DON'T THINK I'M READY FOR THIS YET!