King of the Hill — S03E11 — To Spank, With Love
1999 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · DIR. Adam Kuhlman
Overview
After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to get "Paddlin' Peggy" reinstated. Once she is back teaching, Peggy uses her reputation for violence to scare her students, and takes things too far, in true Peggy fashion.
Dialogue Timeline — 391 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:09 I'M GETTING SOME NICE COLOR.
00:01:34 DANG IT, PEGGY, I COULD LOSE MY JOB.
00:02:15 BUENOS DAY-AS, CONSUELA.
00:04:24 I HAVE NEVER NEEDED TO IMPROVE ON ANYTHING IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
00:05:55 HUH?
00:06:42 REALLY? WELL, YOU TURNED OUT JUST FINE.
00:07:26 I NEVER EVEN SPANK OUR DOG.
00:08:02 WHICH YOU VIOLATED AT EVERY TURN.
00:09:04 AND AS MUCH SYRUP AS YOU GOTS.
00:09:56 I SPANKED THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS
00:10:40 TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!
00:11:27 MAN, I TELL YOU WHAT, BRINGING BACK OLD BAD MEMORIES
00:12:07 YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ALL OF US TEACHERS.
00:12:51 BESIDES, YOUR FATHER WORKED VERY HARD
00:13:39 PADDLIN' PEGGY HILL.
00:14:37 SO HER BODY IS PRODUCING
00:15:31 OR, UH, IT COULD BE YOU
00:16:16 MAYBE YOU LEFT IT AT WORK.
00:17:09 THIS IS THE ONLY THING
00:17:37 SOMEBODY HAD TO STOP YOU. YOU'RE CRAZY!
00:18:45 OH, HANK, NO.
00:19:57 FINE. ALL YOU CHILDREN ARE INTERESTED IN IS PUNISHMENT.
00:20:51 SOMETIMES THEY WOULD MAKE YOU LIE ON A BED OF SPIKES
00:21:38 AND GOAT MANURE.
Cast & Characters
Mike Judge
Hank Hill / Boomhauer (voice)
Kathy Najimy
Peggy Hill (voice)
Pamela Adlon
Bobby Hill (voice)
Johnny Hardwick
Dale Gribble (voice)
Stephen Root
Bill Dauterive (voice)
Brittany Murphy
Luanne Platter (voice)
Toby Huss
Cotton Hill / Kahn Souphanousinphone (voice)
Lauren Tom
Minh Souphanousinphone / Connie Souphanousinphone (voice)
Cheryl Holliday
Randy Miller (voice)
Dennis Burkley
Principal Moss (voice)
Jill Parker
Emily (voice)
Beth Grant
Nurse (voice) (uncredited)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed391
Dialogue density17.8 lines / min
First line00:00:09
Final line00:21:38
Production Record
DirectorAdam Kuhlman
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
King of the Hill, season 3, episode 11: To Spank, With Love.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2122/season/3/episode/11
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