King of the Hill — S03E06 — Peggy's Pageant Fever

00:00:41 HERE YOU GO, SUG'.

00:01:29 THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A LOADED QUESTION.

00:02:17 SO WITH MY SMARTS, AND LOOKS, AND MUCHOS TALENTOS,

00:03:00 AND A PAIR OF NICE EARRINGS WILL WIN THAT TRUCK.

00:03:49 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE?

00:04:49 THE REIGNING MRS. HEIMLICH,

00:05:37 NO. BUT IT'S BECAUSE I CHOOSE NOT TO.

00:06:17 8.

00:07:09 DID YOU KNOW SHE COULD PLAY THE LAP STEEL GUITAR?

00:08:06 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

00:09:05 THANKS.

00:09:47 MMM-HMM.

00:10:49 THANKS, SUG'.

00:11:25 NOT HER BRA SIZE.

00:12:30 YOU THINK YOUR MISSIS WILL LIKE IT?

00:13:13 PLUS YOUR BEST FRIEND NANCY IS THE JUDGE.

00:14:02 KEEP...

00:14:55 BUT IN A MUCH, MUCH SMALLER CAPACITY.

00:15:59 UH,

00:17:25 IT SAYS HERE IN YOUR APPLICATION THAT YOU SPEAK SPANISH.

00:18:58 WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR HER,

00:19:40 LADIES, TO THE STAGE.

00:20:48 OH, NO, NO, NO! THIS IS NOT GOOD.

00:22:12 WE WILL GET THIS RIGHT SOON ENOUGH, HUH?