King of the Hill — S02E16 — Traffic Jam
1998 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 131 VOTES · DIR. Klay Hall
Overview
After Hank has a car accident, he has to go to traffic school. The teacher of the traffic school is a comedian, Booda Sack, who gets laughs by insulting the audience. Inspired by Booda Sack, Bobby tries developing a stand-up act of his own. Booda Sack tells Bobby that to be funny, he needs to get in touch with his roots as a white man. Looking for something about "white roots" on the internet, Bobby comes across all the material he needs on a site called the White Nationalist Brotherhood.
Dialogue Timeline — 494 lines
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00:00:38 OH, HANK, YOU HAVE GOT TO DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL TODAY.
00:01:26 NOT ONLY AM I INSURED,
00:02:20 IT'S LIKE NO MATTER WHAT PROBLEM YOU HAVE,
00:03:33 AND THEY SAY ONLY BLACK PEOPLE BREAK THE LAWS!
00:04:28 GOTCHA!
00:05:20 YOU'RE MISSIN' THE POINT, SON.
00:06:17 POPPIN' FRESH!
00:07:11 HE WANTED TO SHOW ME HOW SAD AND LONESOME YOU ARE,
00:08:12 YEAH, OF COURSE, HE WAS A 500-POUND SHUT-IN.
00:09:13 INTO GIVIN' THIS UP.
00:10:13 AND THINK.
00:10:55 FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW.
00:11:54 YOU HAVE NO MANNERS.
00:12:42 SPERM BE GOING THROUGH THERE SINGLE FILE.
00:13:45 AND THE BUTTER CHURN HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN.
00:14:37 I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, MR. HILL.
00:15:26 FOR THE LAST SEGMENT, HUH?
00:16:35 HE WAS FIRED.
00:17:34 WE GOT A SPECIAL TREAT FOR ALL OF Y'ALL TONIGHT.
00:18:43 IT TAKES PLACE IN THE SLAVERY DAYS OF YORE.
00:19:24 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
00:20:35 IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A REAL JOB,
00:21:25 BUT MORE LIKE A MAN.
00:22:24 NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL GENERAL HABERDASHERY!
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Factoids
King of the Hill, season 2, episode 16: Traffic Jam.
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