King of the Hill — S02E05 — Jumpin' Crack Bass

00:00:39 OH!

00:01:18 EVERYTHING ELSE FALLS AWAY.

00:02:03 TO DETAIN YOU UNTIL AN OFFICER OF THE PEACE ARRIVES.

00:02:46 OK, HOT-WIRE.

00:03:26 SO UNDER THE LAW, WE HAD IT CHECKED FOR DRUGS.

00:04:16 I CAN PUT MY FEET UP BEHIND MY HEAD. WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

00:05:20 SAY, "CHEESE TO MEET YOU."

00:06:22 HAS CAUGHT MORE FISH THAN HANK.

00:07:23 UH, YOU'VE GIVEN UP THE WORM, HANK?

00:08:06 UH-HUH, UH-HUH. WHY... WHY DON'T YOU CALL FIRST?

00:09:06 SURE DON'T GET THAT AT MEGA LO MART.

00:10:10 WHY, ANYTHING ELSE WOULD BE CHEATIN'.

00:10:57 COME ON, NOW. OFF MY HOOK.

00:12:15 ON A SINGLE HOOK.

00:13:05 I'LL TELL YOU, HANK, I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY SOME MORE OF YOUR NEW BAIT.

00:14:18 YOU GO CHECK ON BOBBY. I'LL GO SEE WHAT'S GOING' ON.

00:15:31 TAKE IT FROM A GRADUATE OF THE EXTERMINATORS ACADEMY AT HUMBLE.

00:16:20 OH, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. I GOT YOU STARTED ON THAT GINSENG TEA.

00:17:15 WELL, NO. IT'S, UH...

00:18:01 I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PURCHASED, ONCE OR TWICE SOME, UH,

00:18:42 YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME HOW TO CATCH A WIDE-MOUTHED BASS WITH A ROCK OF CRACK.

00:19:30 OH, THANK YOU, LORD.

00:20:22 USING CHEATER BAIT WAS CHEATING.

00:22:23 'S IT! I'M GOIN' FISHING.