King of the Hill — S02E02 — Texas City Twister

00:00:15 MORNIN', HON.

00:01:35 WELL, WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

00:02:13 9 IRON?

00:02:53 I TIP IT OVER.

00:03:38 THERE'S NOTHIN' BETTER FOR PUSHIN', EXCEPT FOR MAYBE A BULLDOZER,

00:04:28 I TELL YOU WHAT, A $100 A MONTH, MAN. YOU GET 'EM HOOKUPS.

00:05:39 WELL...

00:06:17 BUT YOU KNOW FROM OUR OWN SIDEWALK,

00:07:00 I'M SHOOTING FOR A STAR, AUNT PEG.

00:07:49 THAT'S OK.

00:08:30 THERE'S NO RHYME OR REASON TO IT.

00:09:17 A BLOCKHEAD?

00:10:12 RESIDENTS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A TORNADO,

00:11:17 YUP.

00:12:10 THEY GO BOOM, MAN! OL' CAPTAIN COW FLYIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE.

00:13:06 BROUGHT TO YOU BY MEGA-LO MART.

00:14:12 I AM SO MAD AT HIM AND HIS PRECIOUS SELF-CONTROL.

00:15:15 DID YOU THINK I'D FORGET THAT? COME ON, BRING IT ON.

00:16:17 WHAT? LEAVE SOME FOR US, JACKASS.

00:17:08 UNTIL YOU ADDRESS ME AS SGT. DAUTERIVE.

00:18:11 THE TWISTER'S COMIN'.

00:19:04 I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS KIND OF THING!

00:20:13 TELL HER TO COVER HER EYES.

00:22:10 I CAN'T HEAR YOU!